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Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Round up the troops.
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner